Chad Stoecker

Welcome Chad!

Fresh from the east coast, Chad is settling in naturally with the relaxed lifestyle that the west coast offers, especially here in the pacific northwest. Don’t get it twisted though– he approaches challenges head on with aggressive strategies to drive results. He takes his work like he takes his coffee, straight up with no fuss.

The team asked, Chad answered.


When you’re not at work, what’s your favorite way to spend your time?

I enjoy going to the movies, concerts, reading, and volunteering

What’s your favorite movie? What do you like so much about it?

My favorite movie is Napoleon Dynamite, only because of nostalgia. When I was in elementary school I absolutely dressed up as him for halloween.

If you could have an unlimited supply of one thing, what would it be and why?

Airline miles, since all of my family lives in Pennsylvania

Who influenced you as a child, other than your parents?

Both sets of grandparents I had left an indelible mark on me

How do you proceed when there’s no right answer?

Ask people who know more than I do, or who have experience in that area

Tell us about your most recent obsession.

The Apple TV show “Severance.” It’s the best TV show I’ve watched in years, and if we’ve talked for more than 10 minutes in the last three months, there is a 90% chance that I brought it up to you.

Describe your “perfect meal.”

A medium-rare ribeye, with mashed potatoes and corn on the side.

If you could teleport anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? 

New Zealand, so I can recreate the walk to Mordor

How long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?

About two hours, give or take an hour

Tell us two truths and a lie: 

I’m a twin, I’ve lived in six states, and I never eat breakfast

Okay, now tell us which one of those was a lie and how you came up with it: 

I am not a twin, and I came up with it because it’s so random it could be true!

Name something super overrated. Why?

Marvel movies IMO. It’s not right for everybody in the world to like the same thing, so I feel its my duty to be a contrarian on this issue.

Now- What do you think is under-rated?

York Peppermint Patties

Fire, 3 interesting facts about you?

I play bass guitar!
I almost went down the path to become a sports radio broadcaster
I don’t have a photographic memory, but I have a very good memory. It’s like photographic-lite.

What’s on your bucket list?

Go to all 50 states! Only 24 more to go!

If you could replace your arms with other objects for a week, what would you pick?


What’s the most useless talent you have?

I can do a pretty good Norm McDonald impression

Now what about your most useful talent you have?

As previously mentioned, I have an above average memory

What do you do differently than most?

I grocery shop different than most

Tell us about your new role – what are you most excited about?

I’m excited to get to be a part of a talented and successful team here at Gravitate!

What is your favorite part about your role at Gravitate?

Getting to help business owners and companies expand their reach!

Any parting quotes, thoughts, or lines of poetry?

“Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.” – Mark Twain